February 2012
Shit Gigantic Steel Propellers Say
Try saying “Ofwgkta” as a single word while your mouth is full of gummy worms and you’ll probably end up accidentally doing an acapella cover of a portion of Kid Rock’s “Bawitdaba”.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure (no homo).
Some weird guy has probably proposed to his girlfriend while planking by now.
The nickname “The Hey Song” refers to fact that the only intelligible word in Part 2 is the exclamation of “hey”, punctuating the end of several instrumental phrases and repeated three times at the song’s chorus. At sporting events, fans often insert their own “hey”, or sometimes other chanted syllables.[citation needed]
Oh my god. I didn’t think it would end up like this. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry for party rocking, I really am.
Burn a CD-R that contains nothing but skit tracks from different hip-hop albums and slip it under a stranger’s front door.
Bluegrass-aggressive
yoga4dogs:
So Stressed - Little TV
DJ Does Anyone Remember That Kid’s Show Franklin
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Two girls looking at someecards on a laptop and taking photo booth pictures of themselves smoking cigarettes
“Two in the pink, one in the stink” is a slang term we gamblers use when we’re at a pig race and we want to bet two dollars that the pink pig will win and one dollar that the brown pig will win.
An emocore/hip hop mashup album called Royce Manor Da 5’9”
Guy: (walks away after just meeting someone who has “I’m probably the most complex person you’ll ever meet” in their online description)
Guy: That was probably the most complex person I have ever met.
Watching Sam Canning get all the messages about the SNL sketch is like watching the Shawshank Redemption for the second time, when you already know Tim Robbins didn’t actually commit the crime he’s in jail for. Maybe Sam Canning will continue getting those messages for the next 19 years until he finishes digging a tunnel in the wall of his room and crawls through it to escape to Mexico...
(falls to my knees) Please do a flip.
Majoring in Shane Dawson Studies at UViral
Goat Throwing
citationneeded:
The Goat throwing is a festival in Manganeses de la Polvorosa, province of Zamora, Spain where a group of young men throws a live goat from the top of a church. A crowd below catches the flying goat with a canvas sheet. Animal rights groups have demanded the end of this festival several times.
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Down with the Sickness -...
Mountain Dew
“Now you’re just somebody that I used to know. I still know you, but I used to, too.”
-Gotye Hedberg
potcommunity:
When I get married I don’t want a bouquet of flowers to walk down the isle with. I want a bouquet of weed to walk down the aisle with.
I hate sober people.
potcommunity:
I dont mind being sober every once in a while, I get shit done and I feel accomplished. But I cant fucking STAND being around sober people. They either 1. never understand my stoner vocabulary or 2. Point out my excessive use of the words “man” and “dude”. I dont know how people stay sober their whole life, or even for a day for that matter. Fuck that, every thing becomes too...
I just… I love to post!
(cranks up Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry on my ipod) (revs up my dirtbike) Its go time
A pair of sweatpants that says “I Wouldn’t Go As Far As Saying I Love Pink, I Mean It’s An Okay Color, I’ll Sit With It, But There Are Better Colors Out There” across the butt
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cashcrab:
G.E.D. stands for Get ‘Er Done. When someone says they got their GED, that’s a secret code that means “I just got accepted into the Larry The Cable Guy fandom”.
actually it means I got my General Equivalency Degree but okay I guess if you want to assume because someone doesn’t follow the common path of completing their education they’re automatically a redneck asshole...
G.E.D. stands for Get ‘Er Done. When someone says they got their GED, that’s a secret code that means “I just got accepted into the Larry The Cable Guy fandom”.
I’m not paying attention to anything but I hope Bon Iver wins the award.
got a ant farm
bushdiaries:
list of the names of the ants
smoochy
peachy pie
maxwell
angeline
speedy
will.i.am
johnson
lil critter
valentino
kimble
salt and peppa (twins. peppa died)
fiery
champion
soda pop
goldie
franklin jr.
spider fighter
limpy legs
sea pirate
matthew
The less facial hair I have, the more I look like a blogger who would write “dont listen to the haters gaga :)” on an index card and make a gif of myself holding it up to the webcam.
your girl dont need a nosejob . [citation needed]
I thought, “I want to have sex to 4’33’ by John Cage” but I guess I’ve technically already done that.
Tobacco - Streaker
Everybody here lookin at me Yeah man yeah man I’m a VIP I got the rhymes(?) I got the (cribs???) I got the chicks I got the money money money
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/guy-and-guitar
I’m known around town for wearing a lot of DC clothes and saying “Let’s watch the nigger guy episode of South Park” a lot.
why do the always send the poor.
From my experience, middle/high school talent shows are usually about 55% girls dancing to popular hits, 25% rock bands doing sloppy-to-pretty-good cover songs, 10% kids playing piano or violin in front a fidgety audience, 9% cool teachers up to their classic antics, and 1% someone doing the Napoleon Dynamite dance.
The poor man’s poor man
True Life: I Can’t Stop Slam Dunking Everything