December 2010
a handful of pet peeves i have about facebook that...
people who put pictures of themselves and their friends through photoshop, then apply the same old color-contrast effects and the same old quotes about memories/best friends/living your life/etc. using the same old fonts.
people who request every living being they’ve ever made a second of eye contact with, and then some. if you have over 1200 “friends”, your life is probably...
Dad Gift Guide 2010, pt. 4
me: what do you want for christmas, dad?!
(9 days later)
dad: Coffee-starbucks,dark roast (Ethiopian, Guatemalan, or Latin American Blend); note cards (postcard size ONLY- with a nice border, thick stock (for MEN); reading glasses (3 pack if you can find it); 2.5 power Uniball pens-the pack from office max-vision needle, micropoint, paul shanklin CD-songs of the revolution (political satire) pties with patterns -i have enough solids- (you can get them at tjmaxx so you don’t have to spend a lot of money)
day 3: eight ways to "win my heart"
1. laugh a lot.
2. i like a nice artsy style/fashion sense.
3. or really, being artsy in general.
4. have a delightfully weird and unique sense of humor.
5. understand my delightfully weird and unique sense of humor.
6. musical talent is cool.
7. get ready to cuddle a lot. i don’t care how much of a pansy i sound. i’m a goddamn cuddling bandit.
8. similar music taste tends to...