January 2011
2010: triangles. 2011: nebulas.
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my top 10 favorite brandon m. sousa facebook...
10. Boy; change Your Hair Style Because You Look Like My Grandmother Girl; Your Grandmother Must Be Sexy If She Has My HairStyle.
This dumb bitch is concited….
9. No matter what town, city or country they all have 5 things in commen. ” drama, fake ass people, 2faced people, cheaters liars. “
8. All I see are fake ass people & no real ass ones.
7. IM SEXUALY...
10 Methods for "Fitting In" on Facebook
THE AVERAGE PROFILE
When you post statuses, it’s all about quantity, not quality. This means you need to notify everyone of your upcoming plans, no matter how mundane and irrelevant they are to 95% of your Facebook friends’ lives. “work then bed then school then chillin hmu” or something similar is a fine example of what you should be posting a few times a day.
If you get...
you’re not allowed to be an artsy couple in love anymore unless you have at least one romantic black-and-white picture of yourselves kissing half-naked in bed. welcome to tumblr, motherfucker (mothrfuckr).
Dr. Gul
Dad: dont forget you have the dentist next week
Me: ok
Dad: hes new, his name is Dr. Gul
Dad: Dr Gul
Dad: Dr Gul
Dad: Dr GUL
Dad: Gul
Me: OK I KNOW HIS NAME