January 2012
I’ve seen probably over 20 people go with the “kill myself for new years” thing on here by now oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddd//d/d/ i’m getting off the computer
If plans don’t come up for me tonight I’m gonna bust someone’s proverbial nut. I need a party or some sort of social gathering to go to so I can test if “fuckyeah1990s is following me” works as an icebreaker.
Choclate rain… DUBSTEP RE-MIX
xD
stdingus reblogged your post: I wonder how many times something like “So your…
ew that’s the worst humor or flirting or w/e i hate the word epic and random
I thought this person was referring to the list of blogs I just posted for a split second and I thought I was gonna have to “choke a bitch mane”
Masterlist of piping hot blogs to keep your eyes peeled for in 2012:
strepsis
brandnewswastikas
hotstonerchick
alexis-cool
chemistrybook
internethistory
favoritepanties
k-nock
destroyman
cboyardee
venusaurphobia
conversatron
yoga4dogs
straightwiththatheater
dadtown
ijustgetbored
imthedad
clamn
everets
marththebland
deadpottery4ever
leeseandchettuce
faceobok
10-65
ponycamp
...
December 2011
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They don’t talk about it in the history books very often, but my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was the person who painted “#SHOTSFIRED” on the side of a nearby barn immediately after the Battles of Lexington and Concord broke out in 1775.
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I can’t fucking believe this. Mom just called me “Jesus of Suburbia” at the dinner table instead of “St. Jimmy”.
A person who exclusively wears t-shirts that advertise different water bottle companies on them (Poland Spring, Aquafina, etc)
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Drake ft. Josh - Megan’s Room
Someone once said “True friends stab you in the front”. If you are a true friend of mine, please do not speak to me anymore as I am trying to maintain a healthy chest and abdomen.
“What did I just watch?”
-A sentence that can probably be found in the comments of any given youtube video with over 500,000 views if you look hard enough
Shout out to the 5 or so followers I have that like or reblog me every time I post something about weed but never react to anything else I post
Adele tha Chubee Homosapien
I wonder how many times something like “So your profile says you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That’s pretty epic.” has been said in a flirtatious facebook chat.
Hit me up for the hottest ringtones for your T-Mobile® Sidekick.
Most likely to continue wearing fedoras after graduating high school
Not Safe To Twerk
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benvs replied to your post: Have you ever met someone cute and attractive but…
or long-distance dated a girl who thinks Nyan Cat Jazz Remix is really cool and played it over every skype call you had
My first girlfriend always sang that song that goes “Suckin on my titties like you wanted me”.
Have you ever met someone cute and attractive but then you learn that they’re the type of person who uses the word “Awesomeness” a lot
I wonder how many times Insane Clown Posse has ever been classified as “alternative rock”.
http://offensivetextslut.tumblr.com/
I think I might have posted a link to this blog before, but people I know in real life keep reblogging pictures from here and I don’t think they know just what they’re doing. It’s like beginner-level “offensive” “teencunt666” blogging. It’s like seeing a group of kids dabbling in painkillers as a heroin dealer...
marththebland:
The days of *you’re
cboyardee:
A Hello Kitty t-shirt with a denim mini-skirt? Listen honey… If you’re gonna be 2006, we’re not gonna heart it.
My Booty Valentine
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favoritepanties replied to your photo: I found my votes for class superlatives in 6th…
This makes me feel weird.
If it makes you feel any better I’m about to fill in “Colton” in the “Shining Star” category.
Four people in the past fifteen minutes have posted something like “My new year’s resolution is to kill myself”. Come on gang. Get your heads in the game.
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hipster-harry-potter liked your post: A noise rock band called “David Karp’s Cocaine…
What blogs like hipster-harry-potter, hipstersharklasers, thehippestshit, notharrypotter etc have been doing is actually pretty smart, albeit in a sort of dark way. The average tumblr user tends to subscribe to the “follow back anyone who follows me, to be nice” train of thought, and those blogs (I believe) are programmed to automatically follow as many blogs as they can find, so they...
A noise rock band called “David Karp’s Cocaine Addiction”
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But im a CREEP… im a WIERDO… Radiohead rock !!! greetz from bulgaria
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Sorry, you must be 14+ to enter the Seinfeld Fanart Dungeon portion of the forum.
Anonymous asked: I don't understand you blog. Explain please. So that I may sleep at night :)
An audio compilation of every time a bully called Sufjan Stevens “Goofjan” on the playground in elementary school
Most embarassing moment: When I was writing a paper in class but I inexplicably started shrinking until I was small enough to stand on my own punctuation and I had to yell “I’m on my period” over and over so they could find me