March 2012
Today my French professor was going around the class asking questions to individual students that we had to answer in French, and she asked me if I played volleyball and I meant to say “I don’t play volleyball” but I screwed the pooch on the grammar and accidentally said “I do play volleyball” and then she used that as an example later in the class so now everyone in...
A doo-wop band from the 50’s called Nintendo Wii Is So Fuckin Gay
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They say “No man is an island”, which is the pits for me because I’m gay and I have an island fetish.
February 2012
Sometimes when I hear a creaky door open, I think of the time when Morgan posted something like “Some doors sound like large birds when you open them.”
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When I was about 12 and had a minor case of scoliosis, I had to go to physical therapy twice a week and my therapist barely spoke English and it was so inconvenient for my family that eventually I just stopped going and then my back fixed itself like a month later. Another cool thing that happened was when I had to wear a retainer before I got braces but I hated it so I just never wore it and when...
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The “Share” button on Facebook is kind of like a mom-jeans version of reblogging.
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The “Share” button on Facebook is kind of like a mom-jeans version of reblogging.
I’m Liam! I’m a 22 year-old YouTuber from Edinburgh, Scotland. Making videos is kind of my most regular thing (though my subscribers might contest to that), but I’m also a member of the Time Lord Rock band, Chameleon Circuit. By following this blog you can expect to be confused by my conversations with my friends, reblogs of animals doing weird things as “gpoy”,...
Cute girl talks about slime.avi
The National Assembly Of Little Brothers Who Like To Say “Fart School” Over And Over Whenever Their Older Sisters Talk About Wanting To Go To Art School After They Graduate High School
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phuberry replied to your post: The date is January 20, 2020. Millions of…
it would be in 2021 not 2020
Thank you.
Beautiful stoner chick
I got this “You are now running on reserve battery power” pop-up window where my heart used to be
Rapper Eminem has recently shrunk into a microscopic amoeba, sources claim.
“We can’t find him anywhere because he’s amoeba and that means he’s very small,” explained scientists.
The date is January 20, 2020. Millions of Americans look up at the US Capitol building and cheer. Our new president has officially just been inaugurated. The commander-in-chief adjusts his Element tee and takes the mic. “This shit is for Tommy, Vinny, T-Bone, and all the other kids I used to kick it with at San Clemente Skate Park.” He steps on his board, pushes forward, and descends...
Someone better take me to a shrink… cuz im a HANGOVER QUOTE ADDICT!!!!!!!!!
Following me must be really annoying if you’re only doing it because you know me in real life. If you’re one of those people, and I don’t talk to you a lot, you can unfollow me if you want. I won’t even be a lil’ bitch about it.
Some people say I’m a real guy’s guy. Doesn’t make much fuckin’ sense to me. Sounds pretty gay, matter of fact. Look at these guns. Look at this blonde bombshell I’m married to. Just take a gander at my fuckin’ Harley. Do I look like a goddamn “guy’s guy” to you? Listen: I ain’t gay.
My favorite band is “Post-Hardcore And/Or Pop-Punk Band That A Lot Of Those 15 Year Old Girls From The Year 2007 Who Always Wore Those Little Bows In Their Hair Used To Listen To” and my favorite song by them is “Serious Song With A Longer-Than-Average Song Title That You Think Is Supposed To Be Funny But You Can’t Really Tell For Sure”.
My life has been changing in really strange ways ever since I started wearing this Gucci Mane medallion…
The girl standing near me smells literally exactly like Thin Mints.
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“Check out my music on my Snocap dude” -Something no one has ever said
Sometimes it feels like Bandcamp is too good of a site to be true. Maybe this is all just a dream and I’ll wake up and everything will revert back to Myspace and those cheapskate little Snocap things.
Anonymous asked: Eating disorders aren't funny.
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I’m so jealous of Zubat’s thigh gap.
Shit Gigantic Steel Propellers Say
Try saying “Ofwgkta” as a single word while your mouth is full of gummy worms and you’ll probably end up accidentally doing an acapella cover of a portion of Kid Rock’s “Bawitdaba”.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure (no homo).
Some weird guy has probably proposed to his girlfriend while planking by now.
The nickname “The Hey Song” refers to fact that the only intelligible word in Part 2 is the exclamation of “hey”, punctuating the end of several instrumental phrases and repeated three times at the song’s chorus. At sporting events, fans often insert their own “hey”, or sometimes other chanted syllables.[citation needed]
Oh my god. I didn’t think it would end up like this. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry for party rocking, I really am.
Burn a CD-R that contains nothing but skit tracks from different hip-hop albums and slip it under a stranger’s front door.
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Two girls looking at someecards on a laptop and taking photo booth pictures of themselves smoking cigarettes
