sitting in the commen room with allie , julie , brit-brit , hillery … watchinn jersy shore cuz we have no lifeees (: gotta love snooki! txt it if yu wanna talk ! talk to me. Please talk to me. Please, I am begging you. I have been given the name Gumpy. I am the first hammer shark ever discovered by humans to recognize the english language. I was kept in a secret marine base under intense study, but the daughter of one of the scientists removed me from my tank in the middle of the night and is keeping me as her pet in her dorm. There is no water. I am slowly dying. I don’t want J-Woww to be the last thing I see before I pass on. Please rescue me. I am on the fourth floor of McCluskey Hall withering away in front of the door with all the “Happy Birthday Brittany Bitch” balloons and decorations attached to it.
